Welcome to the ETD/Transcript

News music opens the commercial.

THE ANKER is standing in front of a blank wall with a statue stationed in an opening next to him.

THE ANKER: We need you for the ETD!

The scene slides to an underground bunker, where a WORKER is working at a computer. THE ANKER comes on-screen and points at the camera.

THE ANKER (indicating the WORKER, who is hard at work): Our operatives are always hard at work, ensuring that the world above is always as safe as it can be.

THE ANKER picks up a piece of paper littered with writing and equations.

THE ANKER: Our students are trained ahead of their time, learning equations beyond their classmates at school.

THE ANKER points to a computer.

THE ANKER: Our computers are always using all the up-to-date softwares and the kids' knowledge of science will blow their parents over the edge!

THE ANKER walks over to the WORKER on the computer.

THE ANKER: So bring your children to us at the Extended Tantalum Department and we'll fix them up well!

There is a thump.

THE ANKER: Hey, will you go check that out?

The WORKER goes off-screen to investigate the noise. We hear a screen.

THE ANKER (with a sheepish look): Ignore the scream...

TITLE: We Need You

TITLE: Call the hotline at 395-828-789-0274

TITLE: Applications Start July 2015

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