Happy Valentine's Day! (2015)/Transcript

MIKE is walking outside. He walks up to his mailbox and opens it. He pulls out a letter and opens it.

MIKE: Now...what do we have here?

The letter says 'Will you be my valentine?'

Mike smiles at the camera.

MIKE: You know, I think I will be your valentine. Ooo, chocolate!

He reaches into the letter and pulls out a chocolate coin. He takes a big bite out of it.

MIKE: Now that's valentine's day!

He walks off camera.

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